A question for the Americans

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by Busyman

We do but to many of us it doesn't bring about bust your guts laughter.


I said that already.:blink:

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I'm not referring to comedy.

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Oh mmk.:ph34r:

Explain what you mean then. I mean we do have dictionary access.

Americans have velcro shoes because they are too lazy/fat to tie their laces.

Americans are very polite. They always call you "Sir" as they rob you in the street. Also, they say "Have a nice day", when really they mean "Give me some more money". :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

Americans have velcro shoes because they are too lazy/fat to tie their laces.

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Velcro that they robbed off alien corpses at Roswell.:angry:

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

Americans have velcro shoes because they are too lazy/fat to tie their laces.

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More like had. Those haven't been in style for over a decade....'cept maybe for toddlers.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Americans are very polite. They always call you "Sir" as they rob you in the street. Also, they say "Have a nice day", when really they mean "Give me some more money". :dabs:

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We don't call people "Sir".:angry:

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

Americans have velcro shoes because they are too lazy/fat to tie their laces.

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Velcro that they robbed off alien corpses at Roswell.:angry:

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:blink: What?

Tell me it's not true.

America fact: The last Civil War veteran died in 1956 (or maybe 1958).

There are 58 Million Overweight Americans; 40 Million Obese Americans; 3 Million morbidly Obese Americans.

there are 101million americans