Suicide

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Originally Posted by Seedler

If I ever decide to kill myself, here's how:

1. take shit loads of drugs and get REALLY high
2. kidnap a hooker
3. grab her and start ferkin her cunt
4. Jump off the CN tower with her while still havin intercourse
5. Orgasm before hitting the ground
6. Hopefully my sperm soldiers will find some old guy and suffocate him
7. The hooker will cushion my fall and I will be uninjured
8. Do it over again yay

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If she cushions your fall, how will you die?

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Originally Posted by Seedler

I've never seriously considered killing myself

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why not give it a chance.


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Never seriously considered it.But i do love the idea of no longer haveing to live:lookaroun
straight to JESUS LAND:01: