This is Fucking BULLSHIT!!!!

You need.
1 A 6-7 foot length of tubing,garden hose will suffice.
2 Jerricans
3 Packet of mints

Method

Insert hose into tank,suck until the gas enters your mouth,quickly put hose into jerrican,put mint in mouth,suck until god awful taste goes away.
Fill tanks,then remove hose and legg it with free gas.FTW!!!

Or you could just make a fire it might not be the most practical way but its the cheapest :)

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Originally Posted by despikable

Or you could just make a fire it might not be the most practical way but its the cheapest :)

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Funny you say that. I have a fireplace AND wood.:lol: :lol: :lol:

You can't burn wood its a living creature:O
You...you...moiderer you:O

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Originally Posted by Gripper

You can't burn wood its a living creature:O
You...you...moiderer you:O

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Turn off LOTR, gRIPPER.:ermm:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

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Good lord man. Do ya'll actually think I don't get the sarcasm in ya'll's posts?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I like indulging.:happy:

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I think more often than not, it goes way over your head.

It certainly seems to be the case on this occasion.

You're the guy who stumbles off the kerb and walks for the rest of the day like a retarded gimpoid - 'cos like, 'I meant to do that' :snooty:

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Originally Posted by manker

You're the guy who stumbles off the kerb and walks for the rest of the day like a retarded gimpoid - 'cos like, 'I meant to do that' :snooty:

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:blushing:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

You're the guy who stumbles off the kerb and walks for the rest of the day like a retarded gimpoid - 'cos like, 'I meant to do that' :snooty:

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:blushing:

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:schnauz:

Did your kids laugh, btw. I did mean to ask before - but I bet they did :P

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Originally Posted by Gripper

You need.
1 A 6-7 foot length of tubing,garden hose will suffice.

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If you're going to the trouble, get a length of braided 1/2" I.D. fuel hose; more flexible than garden hose, and black, to boot, (easier to hide) plus it'll slide past restrictions more easily.

It's called a "Missouri Credit Card".

The breath mints are superfluous for those proficient with a siphon.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Gripper

You need.
1 A 6-7 foot length of tubing,garden hose will suffice.

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If you're going to the trouble, get a length of breaded 1/2" I.D. fuel hose; more flexible than garden hose, and black, to boot, (easier to hide) plus it'll slide past restrictions more easily.

It's called a "Missouri Credit Card".

The breath mints are superfluous for those proficient with a siphon.

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Is this mandatory knowledge in the security industry:D