Punchlines

She said her water broke but she wasn't pregnant... :O

She thought "MS DOS for Dummies" was a feminist manual for beginners...

Well hop over and get me a pint of snails.

"You come in here giving it all that."

He's fucking menthol.

That's a strange place to have a door.

but god doesn't think he's a chef

being raped

I was being psychotic.

It was a Ham Bush.