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Originally posted by pyromonkey@23 April 2003 - 00:02
i got one:
a man walks into the bar, he walks up to the bartender and asks for a glass of water, then the bartender pulls out a gun and yells BANG. The man says "thank you" and walks out the the bar. Explain what happend.
damn... it took me a while to get it the first time!
he got shot down.Quote:
Originally posted by JmiF@22 April 2003 - 15:03
It's the second world war and a bomber is flying over Berlin.
Everything is functioning properly, it has a full load.
The pilot presses the correct button to release the bombs, but nothing happens.
Discuss.
-or-
i would assume he was dropping supplies/cargo, but it says nothing happened. maybe its just that, he wasn't carrying bombs.
the bombs were duds?
he got shot down.Quote:
Originally posted by kAb+23 April 2003 - 00:07--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kAb @ 23 April 2003 - 00:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--JmiF@22 April 2003 - 15:03
It's the second world war and a bomber is flying over Berlin.
Everything is functioning properly, it has a full load.
The pilot presses the correct button to release the bombs, but nothing happens.
Discuss.
-or-
i would assume he was dropping supplies/cargo, but it says nothing happened. maybe its just that, he wasn't carrying bombs. [/b][/quote]
No - it was a bomber and he had a full load of bombs.
All working.
he was in a flight simulator!
No he was in a bomber flying over BerlinQuote:
Originally posted by pyromonkey@23 April 2003 - 00:11
he was in a flight simulator!
wait a tik!
back in ww2 there was no bomb release button, it had to be released by a hatch by an entirely different person than the pilot!!!!!
All bombers (not fighter bombers) had crews...Pilot, Co-Pilot, Navigator/Radioman/Gunner(s), and....bombadiers!...Pilots dont drop the bombs, so how could he (unless in an emergency) aim/release the bombs????Quote:
Originally posted by JmiF@22 April 2003 - 23:03
It's the second world war and a bomber is flying over Berlin.
Everything is functioning properly, it has a full load.
The pilot presses the correct button to release the bombs, but nothing happens.
Discuss.
either that or everything is not functioning properly