Worst. Poll. Ever.
Seriously, Seedler, did your mommy drop you on your head too many times when you were a baby?
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Worst. Poll. Ever.
Seriously, Seedler, did your mommy drop you on your head too many times when you were a baby?
The wife's like that. Then she wonders why she gets constipated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
If you gotta go you gotta go. I'll shit anywhere.
LOL, I think my schools washrooms are the worst public ones Ive seen yet :sick: :lookarounQuote:
Originally Posted by rossco
True. However, I'm able to shit at home before or after I go somewhere. I rather shit at home OR at work (as I explaned before).Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Public restrooms are fucking nasty MOST of the time....especially at the drive-in or restaurant.
I'd only go if I had a bubblygurglingstomachhurtingabouttoshitmyself shit...and even then I'd rather shit in a forest and wipe my ass with dry leaves.
You should see how bad the washrooms are in Chinatown...:sick:
I held my breath and ran in, started pissing as fast as I could, but before I could finish I breathed in some shit air and I almost puked.:blushing:
LOL!!! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
I too can’t go in any public places.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I won’t go anywhere but my own house unless it’s a real emergency. My girlfriend and have been together for about a year and a half and I’ve spent many nights there but I’ve never taken a dump there. Even if I have to really go I’ll just wait it out until I come home. Same thing goes for any of my friends houses as well.
Usually crapping over your girlfriend's house will come with being comfortable and relationship maturity. I mean friend's and girlfriend's houses aren't public places so that's a different matter. I don't crap in public places 'cause they are fucking nasty.
You probably look at shitting over someone else's house like going in their refrigerator and it's a little hard to take newspaper in there.:lol:
Another thing is you might feel ashamed of them hearing shit noises or coming in the bathroom right after you and hitting that shit smell.
I was same way but me and the gf live together now so all bets are off. If over a friend's house and I reeeeaally have to go, I give some courtesy flushes. If I have matches, I light one.
I also like to wash my ass after a shit. I don't care if it's wet toilet paper with soap on it if that's the only thing available.
Otherwise, a person just has smeared shit on their ass.:sick:
If you had shit on your hand, would you just wipe it off or also wash it off?
Sometimes I'm doing something very interesting on the computer and all the sudden I have a turd hangin out. I go about 1-5 more minutes with the turd ready to "FIRE!", because the interesting/exciteing new software, document, or whatever has got me too hooked. It's almost relaxing...for a few minutes that is. Then I go drop the bomb...nuke the toilet (poor bastard)
Anyone have the same feeling?
:lol: no, but i know wut u meanQuote:
Originally Posted by Wolfmight