I prefer to harness the intrinsic energy contained within hookers for Biofuel. I can run an entire fleet of milkfloats for a month on just one skinny example. People need milk, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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I prefer to harness the intrinsic energy contained within hookers for Biofuel. I can run an entire fleet of milkfloats for a month on just one skinny example. People need milk, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Indeed they do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
I also find that dead hookers make for excellent draft excluders.
This way I'm nice and warm whilst watching TV and I'm being fuel efficient - if you embalm them first, they last longer before disintegrating into a puddle of super-aids :smilie4:
Hookers blow.
Tip of the Week: Tuck a dead hooker under your bedsheets before you retire to bed on a cold night. Your sheets will be nice and warm when you get in.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm winning a tenner from the tips page in "Take a Break" for certain.
Once I had this hooker, she's now dead, but she was like,
"I need my pay, please, I need my pay, oh dear God, I need some fucking money or those men will kill my children."
I was all like,
"Shut the fuck up, biatch, or you'll be a dead hooker. I, I, I, always talking about I."
Then I stuck a needle, I was using for heroin, in her eye, biatch.
For my North and South essay I am putting in a reference about how what happens to the heroine of the story is awfully similar to what happened to a hooker in the same period of history.
"Yeah, great she's a feminist heroine but she still sucks cock for money."
Will most likely be in my conclusion.
literally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Rly?Quote:
Originally Posted by scribblec
Only if you pay them;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
ya, and they get really pissed off if you tell them you are going to pay and don't ... don't know why...Quote:
Originally Posted by GreyBear