copy and pasted...drunk and wasted!

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

or possibly, i'm more of a man than you

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You want to do the test to define who is the alpha male - the next time we're in the pub, we'll drink pint for pint and whoever goes for a piss first loses :smilie4:

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So that means you're wearing the adult diapers.

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Originally Posted by MagicNakor

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Originally Posted by manker

You want to do the test to define who is the alpha male - the next time we're in the pub, we'll drink pint for pint and whoever goes for a piss first loses :smilie4:

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So that means you're wearing the adult diapers.

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What's a 'diaper' :unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by MagicNakor

So that means you're wearing the adult diapers.

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What's a 'diaper' :unsure:

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a nappy :rod: ed

Oh right, yeah, it's the only way to ensure that you're more of a man than the person you're drinking with :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

Oh right, yeah, it's the only way to ensure that you're more of a man than the person you're drinking with :smilie4:

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Wouldn't want to miss a round like.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

Oh right, yeah, it's the only way to ensure that you're more of a man than the person you're drinking with :smilie4:

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Wouldn't want to miss a round like.

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:lol:

Perish the thought!

I'm one of those chaps who can drink 8 pints sans visit to the facilities, then it's once every 15 minutes. That can go on for about another 5 or 6 pints, then I get my second bladder. From then on it's camel time, but when I pish, boi do I pish.

I have this image of you, as the duracell bunny, drinking point for point with Americans, as wee pink fluffy ordinary nickel-cadmium bunnies who are operating a kind of relay.

At 11pm, the fifth merkin bunny is about to keel over from teh drunkeness and a voice-over says: 'The Scotch, lasts over five times longer than your average merkin'

The camera then cuts to you - and the glint in your eye belies the double entendre.




Yes, I've started the drinkage.

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Originally Posted by manker

I have this image of you, as the duracell bunny, drinking point for point with Americans, as wee pink fluffy ordinary nickel-cadmium bunnies who are operating a kind of relay.

At 11pm, the fifth merkin bunny is about to keel over from teh drunkeness and a voice-over says: 'The Scotch, lasts over five times longer than your average merkin'

The camera then cuts to you - and the glint in your eye belies the double entendre.




Yes, I've started the drinkage.

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I don't take part in International drinking. The rest of the World matters not one jot where drinking is concerned. There's just not enough beer in it.

The Scots can Drink, The Irish can drink, everyone else is a drinking gaylord. Fact

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

I have this image of you, as the duracell bunny, drinking point for point with Americans, as wee pink fluffy ordinary nickel-cadmium bunnies who are operating a kind of relay.

At 11pm, the fifth merkin bunny is about to keel over from teh drunkeness and a voice-over says: 'The Scotch, lasts over five times longer than your average merkin'

The camera then cuts to you - and the glint in your eye belies the double entendre.




Yes, I've started the drinkage.

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I don't take part in International drinking. The rest of the World matters not one jot where drinking is concerned. There's just not enough beer in it.

The Scots can Drink, The Irish can drink, everyone else is a drinking gaylord. Fact

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I'm more of a fan of individual drinking anyway. Team drinking sucks, there's spillage and t'landlord's cut to consider.

I drink 15 pints on my own, phone up a mate and tell him. He says he's drunk 14 so I win.