Smack my pinky with a wooden spoon

My neighbour ( a guy) accused my cats earlier of have given him chlamydia on his leg :lol:

edit: there's something not right about that sentence. can someone correct it please?

I was abused by a charvdog:no:

you loved it as much as she did.

aww, third person, bless you:rolleyes:


edit: yes, i did just call you a charvdog:tease:

bless, simple things. :rollseyes:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I know a girl who masterbated with a wooden spoon. :no:

She paniced when she couldn't get it out and called her brother to try n help remove it. When they had no luck, she also had to tell her parents who drove her to A + E with said spoon still stuck there. True story, like.

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missie got a spoon stuck up her. Fact.

Sorry :pinch:

ive got a video on me phone of a local girl with an empty vodka bottle up her hole.

smirnoff?

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Originally Posted by CELEBS

ive got a video on me phone of a local girl with an empty vodka bottle up her hole.

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MMS it to me :naughty: