Quotable Quotes

One of my own:

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Bitch, get in the shower, you fucking stink.

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true story:smilie4:

damn your quick posting and telepathic powers. :fist:

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Originally Posted by lilmiss @ bo

....he smells of wee and has an acorn for a cawk

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or so i heard :phear:

i don't recall saying that, but he does smell funny. :unsure:

I don't, I use teh shower:no:

also, acorns grow into massive oak trees:snooty:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Saying something about folks with "accents" is not racist. It's xenophobia

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:yup:

no it's not. it's funny. that shit right there.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

I cant be bothered quoting properly so I paraphrase

I'm going to get a life sized tattoo of an arse, on my arse.

Not a random post.

Jocko McBannockburn

Multitasking

I broke his arm with a punch, it snapped like a twig.

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Those are good:D

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

I've heard this from different women in my lifetime...

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Don't cum in my mouth.

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Uh yeah sure I won't.:smilie4:

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Oh you bad ! Something like the checks in the mail or the trains on time ? :D

Hey wait a minuet that's the three biggest lies .

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

One of my own:

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Bitch, get in the shower, you fucking stink.

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true story:smilie4:

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Ah shit I wish I could find the link , about a Video card . The reviewer said "This Biatch says get up and make me a sandwitch " I loved it .