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Remember kidz, use condominiums.
Ohmigod - how did I get in here.........let me out :noes:
+1, some things are worth dying for, and keeping my dookie passage and mouth free of penis is near the top of the list.
Basquiat this may be the gayest thread I have ever read anywhere and I've read some pretty gay PITTB threads, congrats. :P
Joke I read the other day..
What's the difference between a Homosexual and a Homophobe?
Nothing. They are both Gay.
Basquiat, you know how I know you're gay, you used the word fathom.
This is quite simple.
I'd go with a stunningly good (womanly) looking transexual that has gone through a year of hormone therapy.
It is still a man but:
1. has no balls
2. has no dick
3. has tits
4. sounds like a woman
5. looks like a woman in the face
6. I don't get shot in the head with a gun
You think there are stunningly good looking transexuals :kiss:
pics.
7. sits down to pee
Aww hell, I don't have pics but I have seen pics that fool you.
You go, "GTFOOH, That's a man?!!11".
The really bad part is that for the parameters of this thread, I'd still know it's man but it would seem the most palatable versus a man with hanging bits and manly smells.:sick: :frusty: :sick:
I saw a show called Pornucopia on Showtime where there was a "woman" in porn industry so good looking that men at a porn convention were still coming up to "her" for "her" autograph....
the problem was, it was a she-male...."she" kept her bits.ewwwwwww