It's snowing in CUmbernauld!

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by manker

Do you actually take any notice of hosepipe bans :unsure:

I've never known anyone to get fined for using one during a ban.

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Well, I sort of used it as an excuse for not washing the cars :sly:

However, my patio desperately needs jet-washing, so I'm going to do it this weekend, regardless of ban.

We're on a meter anyway, so I don't think bans should apply to me, because I pay for what I use, like. :dabs:

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I don't think hosepipe bans apply to jet-washers. Tho' I'm only guesing.


I prolly didn't mention it on here (cos it's not interesting in the slightest) but I found a jet-washer under my stairs just before xmas when I was hunting for sellotape. I've definitely never bought or used one. True story.

Wonder if it was borrowed from the old bloke who used to live where the lesbians do now before he died :ermm:

The lesbians live in a dead man's house :O

Are they squatters :naughty:



I don't know why I used to naughty smiley there. Oh wait, yes I do :pinch:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

The lesbians live in a dead man's house :O

Are they squatters :naughty:



I don't know why I used to naughty smiley there. Oh wait, yes I do :pinch:

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Prolly best not to GIS for 'squatting lesbian' :pinch:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Well, I sort of used it as an excuse for not washing the cars :sly:

However, my patio desperately needs jet-washing, so I'm going to do it this weekend, regardless of ban.

We're on a meter anyway, so I don't think bans should apply to me, because I pay for what I use, like. :dabs:

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I don't think hosepipe bans apply to jet-washers. Tho' I'm only guesing.


I prolly didn't mention it on here (cos it's not interesting in the slightest) but I found a jet-washer under my stairs just before xmas when I was hunting for sellotape. I've definitely never bought or used one. True story.

Wonder if it was borrowed from the old bloke who used to live where the lesbians do now before he died :ermm:

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Can I have the jet washer if you don't want it?

I'll start one of them bin cleaning businesses,might be a bugger fitting it on me bike though.

Duno, I'll have to ask the missus.

My patio is stinking and altho' I prolly won't bother to wash it (who needs a clean patio anyway), she might.

Hosepipe ban, I love your quaint third World ways.

Write off my debt, you heartless swine :cry:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Write off my debt, you heartless swine :cry:

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Then how would you learn a prudent fiscal policy.

I'd love to but sometimes one just has to be cruel to be kind.