Taggart auditions! Calling to all Scotsmen and wannabe Scotsmen

Yeah, they work, like.

Thanks for the advice, chaps - but I can't be arsed anyhow :dabs:

What's this witchcraft, using speakers as a mic.

It's mad talk.

I won't bother btw, Taggart would sound pish as a polite Pakistani chap.

I could so do that.
If I wanted, that is. :happy:

say the word "murder" then i'll decide. :snooty:

Mordor.

As in; "As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else"

See? :happy:

yep youve got the job. congratulations :happy: