Just In: Tom Cruise is Jesus Christ!!!

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by zapjb

Yup. Easier for me to leave the computer.

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Wtf? What does that mean?:blink:

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I think he means that it is so slow, that it is not worth it to just sit there surfin' the web. Therefore he walks up and leaves (apparently more frequently than broadband/hi-speed users).

Frankly, I think he just can't afford it. :dry:

:bleh: jk...sorta. May the Cruise be with you.

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

Wtf? What does that mean?:blink:

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I think he means that it is so slow, that it is not worth it to just sit there surfin' the web. Therefore he walks up and leaves (apparently more frequently than broadband/hi-speed users).

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just like jesus, he rises from the dead.

I actually find that this thread relates very much to Catholic Church loses fight to discriminate
inrelation to contradiction to real life and belief.

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

Wtf? What does that mean?:blink:

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I think he means that it is so slow, that it is not worth it to just sit there surfin' the web. Therefore he walks up and leaves (apparently more frequently than broadband/hi-speed users).

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I hope that's not what he means. That's just dumb.:mellow:

He's probably joking about dial-up anyway.

I've seen DSL in my area for $15 a month. Now if he is penny pinching, I can respect that.

The internet is not necessary.

I'm surprised the media hasn't crucified Tom Cruise over this.

Mission Impossible IV: From Cruise to Christ

Hail Xenu!

http://www.losanjealous.com/img/xenusouthpark.jpg

WOW, what will they think of next?

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Originally Posted by lynx

I'm surprised the media hasn't crucified Tom Cruise over this.

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:lol:

If the do his followers will be able to wear a life size crucifix round their necks.:)

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Originally Posted by bigboab

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Originally Posted by lynx

I'm surprised the media hasn't crucified Tom Cruise over this.

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:lol:

If the do his followers will be able to wear a life size crucifix round their necks.:)

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:lol: Most people don't know TC is like 5'4" short. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Go on then, prove he isn't :dabs:

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Can't.

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Originally Posted by zapjb

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Originally Posted by bigboab

:lol:

If the do his followers will be able to wear a life size crucifix round their necks.:)

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:lol: Most people don't know TC is like 5'4" short. :lol:

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He's 5' 7". Still though, I think I'm an inch or two taller than him. :P