um, im technically a mutt as it is so i guess one of those
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um, im technically a mutt as it is so i guess one of those
wake up people,
it's simple,
Travel
float
emigrate
/
stay long enough
/
marry
/
make baby
with a foreigner
and your set.
every one is doing it
you too can be a foreigner.
.
:yes:
i would be from monoco, whatever nationality they are. there citazens have it made.
Amen! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JordoR
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Originally Posted by BucktoofAmen! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JordoR
You mean get fucked by every other nationality , don't you ? I 'm teasing with the stereotypes but you get it I think ?
Isn't this the truth?
A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country,
giving me housing, welfare, free medical care, and free education!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am East Indian."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in Canada !"
The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East,
I am not Canadian!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a Canadian?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."--
Hahah yeah... so true, I'm still proud to be Canadian though :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by peat mossQuote:
Originally Posted by Bucktoof
You mean get fucked by every other nationality , don't you ? I 'm teasing with the stereotypes but you get it I think ?
Isn't this the truth?
A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country,
giving me housing, welfare, free medical care, and free education!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am East Indian."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in Canada !"
The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East,
I am not Canadian!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a Canadian?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."--
racist :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by peat mossQuote:
Originally Posted by Bucktoof
You mean get fucked by every other nationality , don't you ? I 'm teasing with the stereotypes but you get it I think ?
Isn't this the truth?
A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country,
giving me housing, welfare, free medical care, and free education!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am East Indian."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in Canada !"
The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East,
I am not Canadian!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a Canadian?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."--
Seconded.
He thinks because it's a joke it's OK tho'.
And also some of his best friends are {insert ethnic minority} and his cousin married a {insert ethnic minority} so he can't be a racist.
Anyway it's true so it isn't racist. In fact it was a {insert ethnic minority} who told him the joke, so it's you who are in the wrong.
I'd want to be a Cimmerian.