Happy Birthday, CrabGirl!

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Originally Posted by callum

It was my young demon's birthday yesterday as well, I think someone told him it was his duty to be as evil as an evil person can be on their birthday :wacko:

I'm still waiting for him to pass the terrible twos, he's five now :(

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Mine's nearly 22. Don't hold your breath like.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by callum

It was my young demon's birthday yesterday as well, I think someone told him it was his duty to be as evil as an evil person can be on their birthday :wacko:

I'm still waiting for him to pass the terrible twos, he's five now :(

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Mine's nearly 22. Don't hold your breath like.

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Its all down hill after the terrible two's . :D But there is hope ,you become a grandparent and sit back with a big shit eating grin and spoil the little grandchildren . :ph34r:

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by callum

It was my young demon's birthday yesterday as well, I think someone told him it was his duty to be as evil as an evil person can be on their birthday :wacko:

I'm still waiting for him to pass the terrible twos, he's five now :(

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Mine's nearly 22. Don't hold your breath like.

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22? He'll be having some monsters of his own soon. I know one grandfather who has a rather sore eye today after being punched by a rather small fist.

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Originally Posted by callum

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Mine's nearly 22. Don't hold your breath like.

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22? He'll be having some monsters of his own soon. I know one grandfather who has a rather sore eye today after being punched by a rather small fist.

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He should have snapped the rather small fist's arm like a twig. Fact.

Happy Birthday Fay!!!

Thanks all of you!

I had a brilliant birthday, spent with old friends shopping, eating chilli, getting extraordinarily pissed on tequila and going to bed when the sun came up. Cheese did bloody well with my gifts. Got me some really cool stuff and spoilt me rotten.

I've just got back from four days in London working at the Sunday Times Vintage Tasting Festival which was amazing. My feet are practically flat from standing on them for a million hours solid and my cheeks hurt from smiling at people as they got increasingly hammered. Partied with wine growers all night, ranted at the owner of the company, got chatted up by millionare wine growers who offered to whisk me away and keep me in luxury,and told a busboy at the very expensive but nonetheless shit hotel we were staying at that the owners were acting illegally in paying him below minimum wage. Oh the shame.

Missed this.

Happy Crabcake!!½!

Do you feel really old now?

'cos I kinda do. I loike pulled a muscle putting on a t-shirt two days ago.

Is anyone going to do the obvious mollusc joke.

Not the mollusc being obvious, the joke like.

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