What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

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Can you suck your own willie to?


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No.

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Can you suck your own willie to?


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Never tried. :dabs:

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I doubt that,lad.


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I think I just seriously hurt my neck. :(

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

Never tried. :dabs:

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I doubt that,lad.


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I second that doubt.

Start a poll BD. Has Henderson sucked his own cawk.

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

I also learnt i can get my cock into my mouth when 14 years old. No, i have all my ribs. No, i'm medium-small. Impressed?

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paedo :dry:

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

Hurt my back though and can no longer do it. So i pay for it.

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Who do you pay to put their cock into your mouth :blink:

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Can you suck your own willie to?


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Never tried. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Can you suck your own willie to?


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No.

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

I think I just seriously hurt my neck. :(

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:shutup:

I can click my wrists,have "double jointed fingers and thumbs",and can dislocate my shoulders.

I can do orsum things with my tongue:smilie4:

i have hitchhikers thumb

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Originally Posted by slim150

i have hitchhikers thumb

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WTF is that? I have walkers foot....i have wankers wrist. Fool.

Anyway, back to my DIY felatio. I was a consenting 14 year old, so thats fine.

I never took it all the way, like i said, it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world. But, well, having your bell in a warm mouth is always nice, even your own. Other than another mans. That's very homo.

So, there was no spitting/swallowing necessary.

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was liking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

!!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.:sick:

You'll thank me one day.