How long are your legs today.

29",do you know how hard it is to get Jeans to fit??

wrong account

(I kinda wish I'd left this in Cheese's account but he'd kill me, with knives.)

Try being a curvy woman with 28 inch legs. Apparently, if your legs are that short you don't have hips or tits. Think Pocket Venus with badly fitting trousers.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

wrong account

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How come Chebus never posts in your your account by mistake.

He must be some kind of superior being.

He stays logged on on the living room pc. If he is here I'm not allowed to use it. I have to go into the box-infested spare room with no tv, no speakers and barely any light. If he isn't here I can use this one, but I always forget that he stays logged on.

Alright? Explanation enough for you? Care to point out any other ways in which I'm inferior to my boyfriend? Want me to slit my wrists and bleed out over the keyboard, is that what you want, the very blood that flows through my veins? Is it? The breath from my lungs maybe? Or should I just crack my sternum, reach into my chest cavity and rip out my heart for you. Alright? Jeez just chill out already!
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[jp]Uh-oh, has someone got the painters in[/jp]

:lol: No painters today! Just felt like some melodrama.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Cheese

wrong account

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How come Chebus never posts in your your account by mistake.

He must be some kind of superior being.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

He stays logged on on the living room pc. If he is here I'm not allowed to use it. I have to go into the box-infested spare room with no tv, no speakers and barely any light. If he isn't here I can use this one, but I always forget that he stays logged on.

Alright? Explanation enough for you? Care to point out any other ways in which I'm inferior to my boyfriend? Want me to slit my wrists and bleed out over the keyboard, is that what you want, the very blood that flows through my veins? Is it? The breath from my lungs maybe? Or should I just crack my sternum, reach into my chest cavity and rip out my heart for you. Alright? Jeez just chill out already!
:greek:

Superior? Ya, he's male. Duh.


Brb, going to do some cooking and cleaning.

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Fixed :)

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by manker

How come Chebus never posts in your your account by mistake.

He must be some kind of superior being.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

He stays logged on on the living room pc. If he is here I'm not allowed to use it. I have to go into the box-infested spare room with no tv, no speakers and barely any light. If he isn't here I can use this one, but I always forget that he stays logged on.

Alright? Explanation enough for you? Care to point out any other ways in which I'm inferior to my boyfriend? Want me to slit my wrists and bleed out over the keyboard, is that what you want, the very blood that flows through my veins? Is it? The breath from my lungs maybe? Or should I just crack my sternum, reach into my chest cavity and rip out my heart for you. Alright? Jeez just chill out already!
:greek:

Superior? Ya, he's male. Duh.


Brb, going to do some cooking and cleaning.

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Awww you've just spoiled it. I WAS going to go and cook cheese something nice for his lunch, and then do all the washing up that he hasn't done. I won't now because you've made fun of me. Poor Cheese. :unsure:

Oh noes!! Something nice might not happen to someone else now -- but it appears that I am unaffected.

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