ive seen a t-shirt i want, with;
<span style='color:purple'>"go home, the village needs their idiot" on it.
quite fitting for me, i thinks. :blink: </span>
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ive seen a t-shirt i want, with;
<span style='color:purple'>"go home, the village needs their idiot" on it.
quite fitting for me, i thinks. :blink: </span>
He who digs a hole for himself, is a hobbyist?
Is it plagiarism when quoting someone, but you don't know who?
Mary had a little lamb.
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon
An even better one (IMHO)
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
't was split right up the front,
...but she didn't wear that one very often.
:D :D :D
heard from a freind
Someone gave me a lined paper, I wrote sideways
The modern cinematic emporium
Is by no means the merest sex-orium,
...But a highly effectual
...Heterosexual
Mutual masturbatorium.
(1943)
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Originally posted by Ron@21 July 2003 - 19:07
An even better one (IMHO)
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
't was split right up the front,
...but she didn't wear that one very often.
:D :D :D
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
and now, there's little Frankie
if the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
it means they use more fertilizer
i dunno if this really counts, but i like it:
I think we ought to have a new rule: You can ask two questions, and then we can pick the one we want to answer.
-Donald Rumsfeld