The 'quote random bits out of the bible like frodobagginsex' game

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Deuteronomy 22:23-24

If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.

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Some religions like the idea

Proverbs 30:2:

"Surely I am more brutish than any man, and have not the understanding of a man."

2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.


It is important to teach little kids discipline I think :shifty:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Deuteronomy 22:23-24

If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.

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Legos make it all better.

"No man whose private parts have been wounded or cut off may come into the meeting of the Lord’s people."

Just so you know :sly: Hang on to your bits, like.

what if you bring them along in a jar? is that kewl? :unsure:

Dunno, it doesn't say :unsure:

Maybe we should ask one of those biblical types. Where's JP?

and what if they weren't cut off due to forbidden sexytime? what if they were torn off defending a village from a village eating bear?

and exactly why does jebus want our peens intact, what's he got planned for the evening? :sneaky:

and also, what if some chicks getting forced sexytime and you come to her rescue and fight the guy off who then runs away but you trip and fall into the woman accidentally and then people think its you wot did it and then cut your stuff off?