when's the last time you got laid?

A few hours ago for me...and he's looking for it again!!

tsk tsk.

Just wait til we're married and i don't have to put up with this :)

True. That's what mistresses are there for.

way to go weemouse

A year and a half.

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and i did spit in her mouth, mostly by accident... don't ask.

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LMAO...talk about rough. For me it was just over a week ago before the missus went to visit her parents for Christmas.

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Originally Posted by WeeMouse

A few hours ago for me...and he's looking for it again!!

tsk tsk.

Just wait til we're married and i don't have to put up with this :)

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:unsure:

It doesn't always work that way

Gem only got hornier since we got married. He seems to find it a turn on to say ' I just fucked my wife'

I tells ya...


edit: rough sex ftw

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He seems to find it a turn on to say ' I just fucked my wife'

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It's good to see you've kept the romance alive.

:lol:

Romance? :huh: We're not into that kind of thing

The first conversation I had with Gem was:
me: 'I quite like you, I would do you'
he: 'I would do you too. Do you want to come to Cumbernauld and meet my brother?'
me: 'Yeah, alright'


That was 3 years ago.... I'm still here. Not quite sure what happened

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:lol:

Romance? :huh: We're not into that kind of thing

The first conversation I had with Gem was:
me: 'I quite like you, I would do you'
he: 'I would do you too. Do you want to come to Cumbernauld and meet my brother?'
me: 'Yeah, alright'


That was 3 years ago.... I'm still here. Not quite sure what happened

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You should never have gone into the Louden in the first place.

:fear:

Don't remind me of that encounter

't was in a nice trendy restaurant in Glasgow I'll have you know. G1 postcode and all that :snooty: