Tom Cruise Scientology Video Hits the Web

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Originally Posted by BawA

heck i thought video would show the birth giving of their child which would meant lots of vagina :lol:

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The thing about childbirth is that the vag is stretched to the size of a beach ball, and quite often splits resulting in loads of bleeding and wotnot.

Also a baby comes out.

Whatever floats your boat :unsure:

I wonder if Scientologists do the "Clear" thing with the electric paddles as a sort of in-joke?

Sorry I find it really hard to take it seriously. Hubbards boat with all the hotpanted lovelies sounds well cool though. He was obviously not all daft :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Hubbards boat with all the hotpanted lovelies sounds well cool though. He was obviously not all daft :naughty:

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L. Ron was a genius in the vein of P.T. Barnum and Charles Ponzi- all his marbles were accounted for, thank you very much.

I have to wonder what could possibly be missing from TC's life that Scientology seemed like a good idea.
Maybe he was turned down by The Church of Yoda...

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Originally Posted by j2k4

"Travelling the world"..."we're here to help"..."we can do anything"..."confronting and shattering suppression"..."I gotta do more"..."I wanna know I've done everything I could"...

Give this asshole directions to Jerusalem and the Gaza Strip. :whistling

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:lol:
if only..
as a part time job he should write speeches for bush, he seems.. more personal yet on the same generalisation level, with a touch of hope.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

the x-files was a documentary.

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No it is not, it is a depiction of a real events done with actors.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

The thing about childbirth is that the vag is stretched to the size of a beach ball, and quite often splits resulting in loads of bleeding and wotnot.

Also a baby comes out.

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Nice visuals fx there barbs

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Originally Posted by Biggles

I wonder if Scientologists do the "Clear" thing with the electric paddles as a sort of in-joke?

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if only...

I see at lest the dumb fucks gave up movie making , John Travolta's Battle field Earth was very pain full . Johny Revolting also had a A Scientology Information Film in 1996 that bombed .


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orientation_%28film%29

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Originally Posted by Broken

Yes he is part of the cult now. Just came out recently.

http://i8.tinypic.com/89ljmah.jpg

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Dissapointing news that....

I think all scientologist need a round house kick in the face from Chuck Norris. :D:D:D

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c2...1/pwneddp3.jpg

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Originally Posted by ZaZu

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Originally Posted by Broken

Yes he is part of the cult now. Just came out recently.

http://i8.tinypic.com/89ljmah.jpg

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Dissapointing news that....

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he's a man wearing earrings, obviously a total tosser.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

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Originally Posted by ZaZu

Dissapointing news that....

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he's a man wearing earrings, obviously a total tosser.

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Of http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8546/saladdi7.jpg?:blink:

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Originally Posted by ZaZu

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

he's a man wearing earrings, obviously a total tosser.

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Of http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8546/saladdi7.jpg?:blink:

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I got it. ^