Re: is it still ok to strike children? hard? in the eye?
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Mr. Mulder
My cousins little boy came round yesterday, I came home to find him sat on the end of my bed playing with my internets!??1?
I was all lyke hoi what are you doing in here, he gave me some bullshit excuse about a children’s bbc television website (one of those non porn affairs), I told him he shouldn't be doing that then he got up and had a good look round, then he pointed to up on the wall where my gwen stefani calendar hung, I said do you know who that is, he said yeah that’s gwen stefani, I said do you like her and he said no she’s rubbish!1 I said who the fuck do you like then, prick! He said soldier toy or some nonsense. Next he pointed to the signed Gillian Anderson photo (proudly framed) and asked who it was, I asked if he had ever heard of the x files and he said no and that she looks old.
It was at this point I raised my fist in preparation to strike him when his mum shouted him, he got lucky …this time <_<
Kill him. That'll teach him.
Re: is it still ok to strike children? hard? in the eye?
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Originally Posted by
Snee
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mulder
My cousins little boy came round yesterday, I came home to find him sat on the end of my bed playing with my internets!??1?
I was all lyke hoi what are you doing in here, he gave me some bullshit excuse about a children’s bbc television website (one of those non porn affairs), I told him he shouldn't be doing that then he got up and had a good look round, then he pointed to up on the wall where my gwen stefani calendar hung, I said do you know who that is, he said yeah that’s gwen stefani, I said do you like her and he said no she’s rubbish!1 I said who the fuck do you like then, prick! He said soldier toy or some nonsense. Next he pointed to the signed Gillian Anderson photo (proudly framed) and asked who it was, I asked if he had ever heard of the x files and he said no and that she looks old.
It was at this point I raised my fist in preparation to strike him when his mum shouted him, he got lucky …this time <_<
Kill him. That'll teach him.
That usually works.... best not punch him in the eye though, too obvious - show him how a Chinese burn works.
Re: is it still ok to strike children? hard? in the eye?
You could dress up as his soldier toy and beat him up. Then we'll see if he likes that crap anymore. :snooty:
