Today a lesson was learnt.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

that looks like sex in a mug.

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Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.

When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.

Fuck me it was good.

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i haven't had sex in three months :mellow:

I also just realised that Chebus is using CrabBurd's account. :sick:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.

When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.

Fuck me it was good.

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i haven't had sex in three months :mellow:

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Which three.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

My digestive system loves me as do my lungs. I am one with my organs and that crazed mental is me. I am either in a state of perfect zen, or I am drunk on sugar, wine and monosodium glutimate. Either way, I feel great.

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Mon the wee Greek burds. :01:

Sorry to be a wee tad churlish, given your current state of enlightenment, sugar induced or otherwise however is "perfect zen" not a bit tautological.

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Yes it is, probably, I think, maybe?

If perfection is the best a thing can be, then right now that is me. It might not be the best that can exist, because I am human and thus fatally flawed but it's the best I can reach right now. All internal conflicts are balanced nicely, and I have no raging insecurities or nagging neuroses. :happy:

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

I also just realised that Chebus is using CrabBurd's account. :sick:

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Chebus doesn't like chocolate. Fucking weirdo. :frusty:

I reckon JP is a burd after his 'I came ' confession. Only a woman...

It does look completely and utterly delicious though. Unfortunately , at the moment, the only thing my body doesn't seem to repulse is red meat. Teh chocolate is a big no no at the mo mo :cry:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I reckon JP is a burd after his 'I came ' confession. Only a woman...

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Don't act it, you knew I was a burd all along.

A cuckoo?

Bless you.