Carol Vorderman

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Originally Posted by benchez

Would you doink her muff. :unsure:

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'Doink'?

I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order :unsure:.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)

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Have you ever considered the vagina (front bottom)as an alternate entry point. Or does your unfeasibly small penis not receive the requisite degree of stimulation.

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I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

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I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.

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Good point, well presented.

Stick to arse action Mulder, we cant risk even the slightest possibility that you're not a jaffa.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

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I know, it doesn't bear thinking about.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by benchez

Would you doink her muff. :unsure:

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'Doink'?

I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order :unsure:.

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Ewe don't speak Londonese. :unsure:

Cor blimey, strike a light guv'nor.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)

http://www.ferncotton.co.uk/fearne%20cotton%207.jpg

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Obviously.


-bd

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Originally Posted by benchez

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

'Doink'?

I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order :unsure:.

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Ewe don't speak Londonese. :unsure:

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I'm not sure what the equivalent in the USSR is. Ummmm.....AIDS?