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try a toaster, a hose pipe and a bit of creativity.
The best enema of my life was earlier today.
I am not a surgeon but might I suggest an nice sudsy ennema?Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@5 August 2003 - 12:49
I there a Surgeon in the forum who can advise??
Peace brotherdoobie
P.S. or just jam your finger of there and start digging around........come on be a man Fugley........ ;)
i find putting your knees upto your chest helps give a little extra oompf - also you should increase your intake of fibre to keep everything lubricated
a bucket of grease or a plentiful supply of KY i find very very useful.Quote:
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@5 August 2003 - 20:42
also you should increase your intake of fibre to keep everything lubricated
a bucket of grease or a plentiful supply of KY i find very very useful. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+5 August 2003 - 13:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 5 August 2003 - 13:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@5 August 2003 - 20:42
also you should increase your intake of fibre to keep everything lubricated
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Get yer mind out of the gutter you fiend ! :P
Obvously no medical types in here - maybe I should take my quest for the answer to this question elswhere.
You can all be just a bit cruel sometimes you know! :(
:o No...wait ! I was totally serious about the coffee & bran muffin ! Honest...it works ! :)Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@5 August 2003 - 14:12
Obvously no medical types in here - maybe I should take my quest for the answer to this question elswhere.
You can all be just a bit cruel sometimes you know! :(
a couple of natural remedys
prune juice
eating figs
softens it right up. uhh
don't force it
you could push your rectal muscles out
and end up with hemeroids (piles) :P :P :P
then your going to wish for that surgeon :lol: ;)
poor fugs. ;)
did you want us to hold your hand?
/now why did i suggest that? :blink:
the guts out again fugs! ;) :lol:
does that make you happier?