Which is your sport brand?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

If my Mam has to make reference to a penis, she calls it a 'george'.

Can you see what she'd think if she read your post. FFS, man. Think it thro' next time :no:

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I know someone who calls her minge a 'Mary'.

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I like the way you capitalise 'Mary' there, even tho' it's a mere noun.

It tells me that her lady garden is important to you.
Important in a special way :lookaroun

All Lady Gardens are important :snooty:

Well I duno. There's this one girl that for years was our paperboy.
One summer's day, we had a card pushed thro' the letterbox, it was from the paperboy. It informed us that he wasn't going to be delivering papers anymore because a doctor said it was unwise.

I read it and was all meh - but then I noticed it was signed 'Carol (your papergirl)'.

So, anyway, some years later, the paperthing was in the pub and I bet my mate 50 quid that he wouldn't shag it. He disappeared outside with it but returned and - to his credit - said that he couldn't go thro' with it. Not even for 50 squids.
I didn't make him pay up. He'd been thro' enough.

So, yeah, I don't reckon that particular lady garden is worth you hitting the shift key.

:O

I mean, just.....

:O

(wouldn't he settle for a blowie?)

my fav brand is the one i can shoplift :dabs:

^^hahaha lol dude...