New American Comedy Thing

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Good.

I'm watching Pushing Daisies.

Trite but funny so far.

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Pushing Daisies is all right.

It's not really about the glags, though. It wins by being surreal in a cutesy way.

It's more warm and fuzzy than funny.


I reckon girls should like it, totally.

This one does.


"I used to think masturbating was chewing your food"

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

This one does.


"I used to think masturbating was chewing your food"

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:lol:

Great line.

Which Tessco won't get.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Which Tessco won't get.

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No. I heard his mom chews his and feeds it to him like a baby bird.


Sorry Ross. :unsure:

do too :snooty:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Which Tessco won't get.

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No. I heard his mom chews his and feeds it to him like a baby bird.


Sorry Ross. :unsure:

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Tessco's Mum masticates for him. :sick:


{ I explained the joke to him without being condescending. That's quality. }

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

No. I heard his mom chews his and feeds it to him like a baby bird.


Sorry Ross. :unsure:

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Tessco's Mum masticates for him. :sick:


{ I explained the joke to him without being condescending. That's quality. }

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There must be laws against that sort of thing

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

No. I heard his mom chews his and feeds it to him like a baby bird.


Sorry Ross. :unsure:

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Tessco's Mum masticates for him. :sick:


{ I explained the joke to him without being condescending. That's quality. }

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Quality masticatory action.

Mastication, that's what you need.



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