Had some of that in a Japanese noodle restaurant not so long ago - it was alright hactually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
What the fuck is tofu?Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
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Had some of that in a Japanese noodle restaurant not so long ago - it was alright hactually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoWhat the fuck is tofu?Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It's like a very ghey sausage roll, made for gheys by gheys or something else. :dry:
In the Japanese place it was made out of panties or something else.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchezQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It's like a very ghey sausage roll, made for gheys by gheys or something else. :dry:
When I was a vegementarian, I went to this Chinese restaurant.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchezQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It's like a very ghey sausage roll, made for gheys by gheys or something else. :dry:
Says I, I'll have the Tofu, never having suffered it before. Never again.
I was looking at this pile of keek on my plate while a big fuck-off, ear-poppingly sizzling steak was being reverently delivered to the next table.
That was the beginning of the end.
Tofu is an affront to God Almighty giving us meat to eat and enjoy.
Vegetarians are actually consigning themselves to satan's fiery furnace.
Sounds better than tofu. :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Sound is without question better than tofu.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchezSound's better than tofu. :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Tofu is tasteless bits of meh. Take soy-milk, coagulate it, drain the whey off and press the lumpy bits. I used to have to make it in the olden days, before the child labour laws when it was OK for hippies to make me work in a field.
The only way it is remotely anything is if it is marinaded in something superextra tasty for about 40 years.
Dinner was duck-egg omelettes with mushrooms, fucking-strong chedder, bacon, herbs and black pepper.
And a slice of crusty white bread. I mean crusty as in with a crust, not crusty with dreadlocks. That would be weird.
Do you ever have like pie, beans and chips.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl