Small Yapping Dogs

I once had this incredibly nice cucumber.

I mean, it had the right size and shape, but on top of that, it had this little bump about halfway through.
Those of you into cucumbers know what I mean.
It was perfect for prostate stimulation!!
One night, as I was playing with Razz (Krayzzed) again, I decided to try my dearest cucumber out on him.......
All went fine for a while, but when the bump reached his prostate, he went WILD!!
He started shivering, shaking, making spastic movements, and screaming......
Finally, the cucumber gave up, and.....BROKE!! :'( :'( :'(

Moral of the story: If you ever find the perfect cucumber, don't use it on a cucumber n00b. Especially if he's a minor, there's no way to sue a minor for sexual malconduct without going to prison yourself......

BTW: Happy birthday Razz!!
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/birthday.gif

has been taken to a new level of shock :o

awwww Ron, don't worry, we can always clone it and then u have a whole bunch of them cucumbers. All you have to do is admit ketchup IS better than bolognese :D

NEVER!!!

Hang on,.....
Does that mean that ketchup is made of cloned rotten tomatoes? :blink:

erm, no....but there are people who put cucumbers in bolognese :ph34r:

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Originally posted by Skweeky@12 August 2003 - 19:18
erm, no....but there are people who put cucumbers in bolognese :ph34r:

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USED ones? http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/puke.gif

yes :ph34r:


Why is there a radio-active pickle in your sig Ron?

A pickle in my sig? :blink:
You on drugs again skweeky?

Btw, I don't use pickles. They're too small, and they irrirate the prostate.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Another one of your evil mindtricks....It won&#39;t work Ron, give it up. <_<