For Fuck's Sake

The pubic hair is grey.

What were the contents of this "mail" J Paul?

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Originally Posted by JPaul

My boss sent out an email today. The last five words contained a split infinitive and ended a sentence with a preposition.

I did a "reply all" and pointed this out. I felt it was the only way to go.

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My da sometimes refers to my mum as something that can be directly translated as "the boss". True story.

Also, I wasn't sure you really did have a job.

Also, I'd have thunk you were self-employed, like, you having a boss made me go :blink: for some reason.

It wasn't actually my boss, I made that bit up for effect.

True Story.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Unfortunately when I was little my parents used to call faeces 'biggies', so Biggles now reminds me of shit.

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You people always pointing out my spelling mistakes "when in fact they are just typos" Well you just misspelled FECES and I think you are one that has pounced on me for this.

Oh, fuck off, you miserable wanker.

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Originally Posted by Snee

Oh, fuck off, you miserable wanker.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/biker/wanker.jpg

from chambersharrap.co.uk:
wanker noun 1 someone who masturbates. 2 derog a worthless contemptible person.

just couldn't let that one slide:rolleyes:

You from the U.S. old geezer, where they lop off letters from the english language because they are to lazy to write them? The original english spelling is 'faeces', yet another word that has been abridged look on any online dictionary like this http://www.thefreedictionary.com/faeces

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Originally Posted by chamaeleo

from chambersharrap.co.uk:
wanker noun 1 someone who masturbates. 2 derog a worthless contemptible person.

just couldn't let that one slide:rolleyes:

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Well that don't prove shit. You people have your own version of the English language. I adhere to what Webster's tells me. :shutup: