I don't remember mine.....although I do remember my mum telling me not to do it public :unsure:.Quote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
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I don't remember mine.....although I do remember my mum telling me not to do it public :unsure:.Quote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
^ You masturbate? How often?
Less than you I'm sure :snooty:
That is a given.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I read fleshlight as flashlight and was well confused :unsure:
Yeah, I think it's called that to take the gheyness out of assisted wanking. 'Mmmmm, sounds like flashlight....manly!' that sort of thing. It's like those irons aimed at men with 'controlled turbo jets' of steam and 'pump action water nozzle' (sprinkler).
Well I suppose it beats a jar of beetroot :dabs:
When I thought it was flashlight I couldn't quite work out how or why and did I miss something really obvious in my yoof. :unsure:
A jar of beetroot? :blink: Wouldn't that stain it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Not a problem if you are lonely :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousA jar of beetroot? :blink: Wouldn't that stain it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Edit: it is actually warm liver in a jam jar but I think that sounds a little gross
Only Benchez would go for a jar of beetroot, like. It's like doing the deed when she's got the painters in.
Real carnivore men go for a jar of liver.
And you can have a nice meal afterwards ftw.
My boss used to make me prepare that! He told me it was for a science lesson :unsure:.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesNot a problem if you are lonely :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Edit: it is actually warm liver in a jam jar but I think that sounds a little gross