Skank of the month

Sorry hon. Couldn't resist!`

The anti-crone :pinch:

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/cul...aslideshow.jpg

I feel dirty now. Like I need to sandpaper my eyes a bit.

Or crawl into bed with Mulder..... :smilie4:

madona is one of the few females on this planet i wouldn't intentionally sleep with more than once on the same night.

Nah, I have it on good authority he uses a sock. Fastidious little fucker.

I heard he's so fastidious he uses Mr Sheen as wank-lube.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

madona is one of the few females on this planet i wouldn't intentionally sleep with more than once on the same night.

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I raise you a chav:

http://i28.tinypic.com/2hqwj10.jpg

lmao

making up words doesn't hide the fact that you would love every filthy second of it and you both know it :no: