Have You Ever Asked Your OH To...

this is turning into a wee bit of a wierd thread lol

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You'll laugh a lot less once you get the carpal tunnel syndrome thingy.

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Me! As a woman I am blessed with toys for that sort of thing :happy:

Ok, then you'll laugh a lot less when they run out of batteries. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

For some people he is talking about their hand.

Their "Onanism Hand" (OH), geddit? :smilie4:

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so OH is anything that helps you reach orgasm :ermm:

Orgasmic Helper? :blink:

Yes, that's right.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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You know it's bad when you even have to cajole your own hand into wanking you off.

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Seedler has been known to pour wine coolers into his palm (to get his date drunk).


True story.



-bd :O

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Orgasmic Helper? :blink:

Yes, that's right.

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Ok, then you'll laugh a lot less when they run out of batteries. :snooty:

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They.....they....won't will they? :cry:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Ok, then you'll laugh a lot less when they run out of batteries. :snooty:

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They.....they....won't will they? :cry:

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A vibrator can never really break. It can only become a dick.

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

:lol:

You know it's bad when you even have to cajole your own hand into wanking you off.

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Seedler has been known to pour wine coolers into his palm (to get his date drunk).


True story.



-bd :O

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:earl:

I was sitting here giggling when my OH came up and asked what I was laughing about.

The inevitable question was 'Why are you talking to a bunch of guys about wanking' :ermm:

I just said it was only a thread at which point he just looked very confused and walked away to roll a spliff :lol:

It's good when your partner doesn't know anything about interwebz communities.:shifty: