Things you should never do

Leaving your dorm door half-open whilst fapping

call yout mother 3 o clock in the morning to say that she is going to be a grandma (and lying)

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Leaving your dorm door half-open whilst fapping

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It's best to leave it fully open, eh?


-bd :01:

bring your laptop in the bathroom with you while you're doing your business.

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Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

bring your laptop in the bathroom with you while you're doing your business.

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A laptop was built for the purpose of portable porn. It's true.


-bd :yup:

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Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

bring your laptop in the bathroom with you while you're doing your business.

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Run a business from your bathroom.

:lol:

Never kick a pot of paint by anger in a student house you rent for a year.
Otherwise you'll have to pay £500 ($1000) to buy a new carpet...

:(

French eh?
Pah

:lol:

Use your finger to clean a spark plug lead while the engine is running. :pinch: