when Chuck Norris fu*ks a hoe, they pay him for the privilege.
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when Chuck Norris fu*ks a hoe, they pay him for the privilege.
Chuck Norris once ate his whole birthday cake in one bite..... before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
my favorites chuck norris facts :)
-Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. there is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Originally Posted by outsiderview
L-fucking-mao!~wahahhahahQuote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
o.O I will admit that you are sexy petra :smilie4:
Chuck Norris is so sexy that he can attracts neutrons, without the help of gravity. :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by becomehokage
Chuck Norris existed before the big bang!
Thats 100% Confirmed.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.