Re: If jack helped you off your horse
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Originally Posted by
benchez
:sick:
OK, thanks for that. Are there any less sick ones.
You asked :snooty:
Re: If jack helped you off your horse
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Originally Posted by
JPaul
Yeah, how come you had to drop out of the after dinner raconteur circuit.
I don't know...
Last night I was telling an entertaining story about an entonox fuelled party I once went to. People laughed. :snooty:
Re: If jack helped you off your horse
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Originally Posted by
Skweeky
Well... this one time I was walking down the corridor with my wee trolley and this old lady walked up to me and gave me a tenner. She pointed at her room and started apologising profusely about the mess in there. She also explained the reception had moved her to a different room.
She then went on to explain her husband had caught a stomach bug and had been 'very ill throughout the night'
When I walked into the room there was a trail of shit going from the bed to the bathroom. The bathroom was literally covered in the stuff. It was on the ceiling.
I mean... how the hell do you get it to splatter on the fucking ceiling???
:lol: that guys awesome!
Re: If jack helped you off your horse
I reckon they were just into kinky sex and something went wrong with the enema :lol:
Re: If jack helped you off your horse
Re: If jack helped you off your horse
I would put that into google and see what it brings up. I'm too scared to do it myself :fear:
