Ouch ! :lol:
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I'm from Belfast, like but I'm actually living about 30 miles outside. A wee town called Lurgan.
The missus is from here originally and we moved down about 4 years ago. It's full of fucking twats. Having said that, anybody from Belfast thinks anybody from the rest of Ireland is a fucking twat. The Lurganite fuckers bashed my head in one night when I was coming home from the pub.
Buckfast is nicknamed Lurgan champagne. You can get it in the optics in the pub near me, like. Spraying yourself with deodorant is called a Lurgan shower. True story. Fucking hillbilly, redneck inbred cunts.
no rly, we do
Real, you really do.
A night in a police cell is a glaswegian siesta too.
Fuck sake, who would have thought it
We never even mention New Castle.
We get lots of rangers fans down here on the piss, like.