it finally happened...the break up

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Originally Posted by pentomato

A few days after sex, you have to say that you are not ready for a relationship, that is you not her the one with the problem, lol

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I once broke up by saying I was moving to florida and I convinced her that it was better to break up before we got too serious with eachother. This was after i fuked her about 5 or 6 times lol
She used to ask me in school every week like "when are you leaving, when are you leaving?" and I used to be like "Idk this month i think. My family is going through some shit right now"
Lol after a few months she found out I was lying to her this whole time and she hasen't talked to me since then

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Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid

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Originally Posted by pentomato

A few days after sex, you have to say that you are not ready for a relationship, that is you not her the one with the problem, lol

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I once broke up by saying I was moving to florida and I convinced her that it was better to break up before we got too serious with eachother. This was after i fuked her about 5 or 6 times lol
She used to ask me in school every week like "when are you leaving, when are you leaving?" and I used to be like "Idk this month i think. My family is going through some shit right now"
Lol after a few months she found out I was lying to her this whole time and she hasen't talked to me since then

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Wow that's awesome, you want an award or something? :huh:

rofl "Hey guys I fucked this bitch like 5 times and then I dumped her, aint I the shiit??"
Keep that for your pals man nobody here wants to hear that shit :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by hoodeh

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Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid

I once broke up by saying I was moving to florida and I convinced her that it was better to break up before we got too serious with eachother. This was after i fuked her about 5 or 6 times lol
She used to ask me in school every week like "when are you leaving, when are you leaving?" and I used to be like "Idk this month i think. My family is going through some shit right now"
Lol after a few months she found out I was lying to her this whole time and she hasen't talked to me since then

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Wow that's awesome, you want an award or something? :huh:

rofl "Hey guys I fucked this bitch like 5 times and then I dumped her, aint I the shiit??"
Keep that for your pals man nobody here wants to hear that shit :rolleyes:

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At least I'll have sex and a few days later bye bye, so I don't want to hear oh my god I was thinking and she broke up with me, you have to be convincing, not telling her we do it today but I don't want you after that, learn man.

^Yea exactly, you have to do it with fashion or else it could backfire and then you'll end up beating yourself up like Hoodeh.(I'm guessing Hoodeh is suffering from a recent discharge)

Boy am I ever old fashioned , I think I only ever broke a girls heart once "when young " by breaking up . I took her out for dinner and made sure she had a good time then told her it was not going to work out .


She kicked me in the nuts , poured my drink over my head and threw my truck keys down the hill . I asked if a good bye BJ was out of the question . I sure miss that lil redhead . :dabs:

the one from the avatar ?

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Originally Posted by Naix

the one from the avatar ?

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That's his wife.;)

And as someone said here, do it over the phone, it is easier and you don't have to see nobody crying or kicking your ass.

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Originally Posted by pentomato

And as someone said here, do it over the phone, it is easier and you don't have to see nobody crying or kicking your ass.

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The only sex you've ever had has been over the phone, you fucking spunk-bucket you.

Your divorce was finalised when they cut your phone off, saddo.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by pentomato

And as someone said here, do it over the phone, it is easier and you don't have to see nobody crying or kicking your ass.

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The only sex you've ever had has been over the phone, you fucking spunk-bucket you.

Your divorce was finalised when they cut your phone off, saddo.

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