I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

My penis says that it's too disturbed by some of those pictures to function properly. If the situation doesn't improve you owe me a new penis .

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Where do you want it delivered?

I would say your Mom's mouth but that would be too obvious.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

My penis says that it's too disturbed by some of those pictures to function properly. If the situation doesn't improve you owe me a new penis .

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Where do you want it delivered?

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If you have access to such spare parts, would you mind getting Oleg a pussy, so he'll shut up about it? :frusty:

Yeah, please give me a pretty girl.

Darth Rings is a medical student dealing in ill-gotten body parts not a miracle worker.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Yeah, please give me a pretty girl.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Darth Rings is a medical student dealing in ill-gotten body parts not a miracle worker.

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Combine the two and what have we got, how about a pretty dead girl Oleg ? will that do ? at least she won't complain.....

I am not a necrophiliac.
Edit: or maybe I should have said, "I am not a necrophile."

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am not a necrophiliac.
Edit: or maybe I should have said, "I am not a necrophile."

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Have you tried, I only ask because I'm not sure if virginity can be lost to a corpse? How can you be certain you're not a necrophile if you haven't tried yet?

That being said, I'm not sure if I'm a pedophile or not

Come on, necrophilia is sick. There is nothing wrong with having sex with a prostitute, but necrophilia is just sick.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Come on, necrophilia is sick. There is nothing wrong with having sex with a prostitute, but necrophilia is just sick.

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Maybe you should just start with cold turkeys and work your way up

edit: on second thought, recommending necrobeastiality isn't probably the best stepping stone