Ha! That'll teach her.

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Oh, bby. ;)

Me sticking my penis into a female's vagina isn't going to psychically harm them unless they're a virgin.

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Likewise me shoving a baseball bat up your arsehole isn't going to physically harm you.

EDIT: Oh! And don't think no one noticed you shifting the goal posts there from you anally raping women to viginally raping women... I did, it changed nothing.

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Actually it would cause severe amounts of damage to my prostate and I could possibly start to internally bleed.

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so imagine you get drunk and I come and violate you... say by shoving a baseball bat up your arse... for my own pleasure of course

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Don't be such a pussy, use your dick. I know you want him to actually feel it, but making the concession to go inanimate, it's too passive.

Using a dick is a good idea since he's a dickhead. Im enjoying the versatility of this word today. It replaces at least 1000 words with far more clarity and directness than our usually banal convos

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Actually it would cause severe amounts of damage to my prostate and I could possibly start to internally bleed.

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I never said which end of the bat I was going to insert into you. You'll be drunk and therefore your muscles will be relaxed, and you'll be unaware of what I'm doing to you when I do it, so you won't be tensing against it... anyway, I'm even willing to bring some lube along to make sure I don't leave you unable to sit down for the next week... so it should all be good. When did you want me to come do it?

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Don't be such a pussy, use your dick. I know you want him to actually feel it, but making the concession to go inanimate, it's too passive.

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You're having a fucking laugh aren't you? The guys a self proclaimed rapist... I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near a sewer dweller like that...

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I respect the women that I'm with but if it's some drunken girl I meet a club.. rape, rape everywhere.. 8D

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I was going to ignore this... line it up with the other machismo bullshit that gets posted around here... but I can't. Rape is a fucking disgusting crime, and if you actually live up to that statement you made you're not much of a man.

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Thank you very fucking much! Although megabyteme convinced me otherwise with the George Carlin skit "Rape Can Be Funny". :unsure:

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You're having a fucking laugh aren't you? The guys a self proclaimed rapist... I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near a sewer dweller like that...

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Sure, absolutely I am. All signs point to the fact that the guy couldn't rape a house pet. Rape is about domination, and you propose a half-assed solution. Man up and mount up, you've let his hole tempt you for too long.

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She won't go moaning at me about not having cut the conifers again.
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You should be banned from tree-surgery. Shoddy work. :no:

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Sure, absolutely I am. All signs point to the fact that the guy couldn't rape a house pet. Rape is about domination, and you propose a half-assed solution. Man up and mount up, you've let his hole tempt you for too long.

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All this talk of man-on-man action is making me almost as horny as a 'Chippendales' gig from the 90s.

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Sure, absolutely I am. All signs point to the fact that the guy couldn't rape a house pet. Rape is about domination, and you propose a half-assed solution. Man up and mount up, you've let his hole tempt you for too long.

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All this talk of man-on-man action is making me almost as horny as a 'Chippendales' gig from the 90s.

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Is this before gerbils went into popular use?

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