i have the horn.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

The old, "Excuse me, miss...Does this cloth smell like chloroform?" trick. Almost never fails.

Then, before she wakes up, kick her with moderate pressure in the back of her head, then tell her she shouldn't lean so far back in her chair. Casually mention that others have been fired for acting in such an unsafe manner, and that you won't tell anyone.

She'll think she owes you a favor.


You are welcome.

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That's pretty much the same things that I was going to tell him. Looks you and me like to abuse women in similar ways.

Remember: there would be no "abuse" without "-use", and women like to be useful. That use is up to you. :yup:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

How the fuck do you know about my latex glove fetish. Have you been looking at my internets? :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

No she is not :huh:

Wonder if Squeamous' cleaner has escaped with his life and mop intact. :unsure:

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He's cowering in the mop closet. Well, I say cowering....occasionally he scratches on the door and begs to be let out. Men aren't what they once were.

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You are a scientist the latex thing is a given.

Poor chap = I have an image in my head from the early 70s. Wicked Wanda I think it was. (An exceptionally kinky and satirical cartoon from a porno mag that would be lucky to make it to the middle shelf these days).

Google is your fiend or something else

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

You mean this?
http://rt.com/news/hairdresser-turns...ave/?fullstory

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'She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.
Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.
“What a bastard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

To be honest she sounds like a reasonable woman, and he did take the money. Plus, genital injury is pretty much a hazard of normal sexual activity for women. Dude needs to man the fuck up.

(yes, exactly like that)

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Originally Posted by Biggles

You are a scientist the latex thing is a given.

Poor chap = I have an image in my head from the early 70s. Wicked Wanda I think it was. (An exceptionally kinky and satirical cartoon from a porno mag that would be lucky to make it to the middle shelf these days).

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:happy:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

'She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.
Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.
“What a bastard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

To be honest she sounds like a reasonable woman, and he did take the money. Plus, genital injury is pretty much a hazard of normal sexual activity for women. Dude needs to man the fuck up.

(yes, exactly like that)

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http://rt.com/files/news/hairdresser.../rapper858.jpg

The article included this picture of Olga, which doesn't make me think 3 days of handcuffs and Viagra with her would be too bad. Crybaby. Now if Olga had been 375 lbs, with facial hair, and tattoos, it would be another story... I'd want a minimum of $45. I have standards, you know. :P

Personally I'd be proud as fuck of injured genitals (and I have been:naughty:). What card carrying, 100% unadulterated, prize winning nonce !

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

http://rt.com/files/news/hairdresser.../rapper858.jpg

The article included this picture of Olga, which doesn't make me think 3 days of handcuffs and Viagra with her would be too bad. Crybaby. Now if Olga had been 375 lbs, with facial hair, and tattoos, it would be another story... I'd want a minimum of $45. I have standards, you know. :P

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I've never sexed a woman with a pixelated face, maybe scary at first, but I guess you can get used to it.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Personally I'd be proud as fuck of injured genitals (and I have been:naughty:). What card carrying, 100% unadulterated, prize winning nonce !

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Does disease fall under as a type of injury?

I don't know why he's proud of it, masturbating with a cheese-grater is a sign of desperation, not prowess. :idunno: