You're going to want to hold onto your bananas for this one

With all the anal talk, I got hungry.

So I decided to update the part of this thread's populace who feels the same. This is the current state of bananas in the Darth household:

http://i.imgur.com/MwItKl.jpg

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

With all the anal talk, I got hungry.

So I decided to update the part of this thread's populace who feels the same. This is the current state of bananas in the Darth household:

http://i.imgur.com/MwItKl.jpg

4K resolution available, for UHD fanatics.

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Eww you left the foreskin on the banana, that's not kosher

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

With all the anal talk, I got hungry.

So I decided to update the part of this thread's populace who feels the same. This is the current state of bananas in the Darth household:

http://i.imgur.com/MwItKl.jpg

4K resolution available, for UHD fanatics.

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Yeah, I saw a whole bunch of plates like that when I went and cleared out my dead grandma's house. However, instead of preparing a delicious dessert on them I threw them out. I figured no-one would want to eat off of anything that stank of denture cement and stale urine.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

and stale urine.

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You just can't beat the aroma of fresh urine

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

and stale urine.

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You just can't beat the aroma of fresh urine

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I once went and viewed a house that had belonged to a deceased old lady, with a view to buying it. The moment I walked through the front door the stench hit me. The old bag must have pissed herself everywhere. Fortunately the electricity had been cut off and it was night time so I didn't see any piles of turds or cat corpses lying about. I didn't buy it. I also once did a charity collection thing and agreed to go to an old man's house to count the coins. Again, the whole place stank of stale urine, and I was torn between being rude and refusing to sit down or touch anything, and sitting down on a large brown stain on the sofa cushion. In the end I just sat down and decided to burn my clothing when I left.
What I'm trying to say is, I know the difference between fresh and stale urine, and I would hoover up the former like it was columbian marching powder before I would touch anything DarthofTastefulCrockery prepared for me.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Yeah, I saw a whole bunch of plates like that when I went and cleared out my dead grandma's house. However, instead of preparing a delicious dessert on them I threw them out. I figured no-one would want to eat off of anything that stank of denture cement and stale urine.

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Yet again, it has proven rather unfortunate that some of us do live with our grandma models with the beating heart glitch.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I once went and viewed a house that had belonged to a deceased old lady, with a view to buying it. The moment I walked through the front door the stench hit me.

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Should've bought it anyway. If for nothing else but to satisfy anything left of future suitors' prejudices.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Yet again, it has proven rather unfortunate that some of us do live with our grandma models with the beating heart glitch.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I once went and viewed a house that had belonged to a deceased old lady, with a view to buying it. The moment I walked through the front door the stench hit me.

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Should've bought it anyway. If for nothing else but to satisfy anything left of future suitors' prejudices.

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Can I have that in English?

You stink. :tease:

You should have shouted, "NEIN!"

I included a smiley. It's as amorphous to the English language as juxtaposing random German words mid-conversation. I deserve, at the very least, acknowledgement of that deprecative bastardizing effort, when faced with the taxing task of being grammatically astute, at the whims of the gender that earnt RejectofAllah's undying protest.