What Do I Know About Your Relationship

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Originally Posted by JD

me and my robot

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Like Joker & Dicke

I spotted Les for a non-camper right off.

Idol and his bike.

He spotted her across a crowded expo. There she was, glimmering in the half-light amid a throng of overworked thigh muscles. 'She will be mine', he resolved. Her bespoke beauty pedalled blindly towards him.

As quickly as he got her, though, that initial frisson sped off into the night like some phantom penny-farthing pursued by a trick-styling BMX.

They tried removing the seat to re-invoke the primal dynamo of passion but the piles she'd induced cut that rather short.

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Originally Posted by manker

Effy and Mrs. Effy.
I really don't know. He hardly ever mentions her. Perhaps he made her up or something ... but they've got a kid. Maybe they're a gay couple like in Modern Family. I'll put monet on Effy being Cameron.

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:O:lol:

I'm actually married now with another one on the way. The wife conviced me it would take months to get her pregnant again, but i had to hit the jackpot on the first go:angry:

Welcome back Manker have you become an accountant again :unsure::01:

All we need is spiderdude and cheese to come back.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Idol and his bike.

He spotted her across a crowded expo. There she was, glimmering in the half-light amid a throng of overworked thigh muscles. 'She will be mine', he resolved. Her bespoke beauty pedalled blindly towards him.

As quickly as he got her, though, that initial frisson sped off into the night like some phantom penny-farthing pursued by a trick-styling BMX.

They tried removing the seat to re-invoke the primal dynamo of passion but the piles she'd induced cut that rather short.

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Truly a beauty all pristine White , presumably virginal and being Italian possibly Catholic, I named her Silver after the bike in Stephen's King's It .
Sadly though too immature to see the value in true love soon after I dropped her for a bike a little more svelte and decidedly more ostentatious.
Life's a funny thing though and she proved entirely too unforgiving.
Older and more cynical now I just look for anything cheap and fast ,ride them hard and toss them away when they've outlived their usefulness.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I just look for anything cheap and fast ,hard them hard and toss them away when they've outlived their usefulness.

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That's beautiful, man. :cry:

Hard them hard ? :bag:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Hard them hard ? :bag:

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My editor's on vacation.:idunno:

Anyway let he who is without sin cast the first store.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by chavis

Idol and his bike.

He spotted her across a crowded expo. There she was, glimmering in the half-light amid a throng of overworked thigh muscles. 'She will be mine', he resolved. Her bespoke beauty pedalled blindly towards him.

As quickly as he got her, though, that initial frisson sped off into the night like some phantom penny-farthing pursued by a trick-styling BMX.

They tried removing the seat to re-invoke the primal dynamo of passion but the piles she'd induced cut that rather short.

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Truly a beauty all pristine White , presumably virginal and being Italian possibly Catholic, I named her Silver after the bike in Stephen's King's It .
Sadly though too immature to see the value in true love soon after I dropped her for a bike a little more svelte and decidedly more ostentatious.
Life's a funny thing though and she proved entirely too unforgiving.
Older and more cynical now I just look for anything cheap and fast ,ride them hard and toss them away when they've outlived their usefulness.

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Noice.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

She's already congratulated Chalice on his sense of wit when I left my browser open one night.

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Links or it didn't happen.

If it did happen, tell her I apologise for whatever I posted afterward. It prolly wasn't very nice.