i have an orsum story to tell

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Originally Posted by manker

My, my. How commendable. Etymology in the lounge.

Whoda thunk that.

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Lounge need merely be interesting, right? Etymology is interesting, and anyone who disagrees can fickt off.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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It's rubbish, really. Unless you snort it off a hooker's arse.
Apparently.

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We didn't do that kind of thing in my rugby club, although one or two of the props might have been up for it... if only they'd known.

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Trying to be a bit too butch, I see. NTL, doesn't it waste A LOT of coke when it get's stuck in the guy's arse hair? :unsure:

:lol: :pinch:
I've only just got the hooker/prop connection.

And now I wish I hadn't. Eww.

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Originally Posted by manker

My, my. How commendable. Etymology in the lounge.

Whoda thunk that.

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Lounge need merely be interesting, right? Etymology is interesting, and anyone who disagrees can fickt off.

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I agree, I just hadn't planned on learning anything today.

It would be a kindness if you continued using only information that you're absolutely sure I'm aware of.

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Originally Posted by manker

I want some cocaine that makes you trip.

in other news, mulder already shaves all of his body hair before he goes out into the world, so the shaving must have been of the teenage girls.
interesting :eyebrows:
He probably nicked a flap or a fupa in his coke-fuelled depilatory frenzy and then cunningly explained the resultant blood as her being 'wet to the macs lol'.


You can get away with that as wiminz never look at their lady garden during secks :smilie4:

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I'm sure I found secks appealing once upon a time :huh:

Damn. Have I put you off having secks with mulder.
He'll be furious with me :no:

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Damn. Have I put you off having secks with mulder.
He'll be furious with me :no:

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Just Chloroform Les instead, Mulder has never been that concerned by levels of consciousness.....

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Damn. Have I put you off having secks with mulder.
He'll be furious with me :no:

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Just Chloroform Les instead, Mulder has never been that concerned by levels of consciousness.....

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That's an excellent last resort - and it would work too - but I'm still hoping to somehow persuade Les to follow through of his own volition.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Just Chloroform Les instead, Mulder has never been that concerned by levels of consciousness.....

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That's an excellent last resort - and it would work too - but I'm still hoping to somehow persuade Les to follow through of his own volition.

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I was going to say that my age and whiskers would surely put me outside the operational ambit of Mulder


......no idea why I thought that this might be the case though :unsure:

Me either.
He'd just shave you pre-coitus.