The Gay Beard Club

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

So I take it you don't like abrasive tongues then?

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I like them in the human sense. I enjoy the feeling of truth breaking through. Even/especially if it's only a keyboard wot did it. It's affirming.

Not to say that your mother is a hellcat (though, I'm sure she was in her time, and might still be), can we agree that there exists a degree of effect that you can impose on the human race, simply by posting pish on the internets?

Is there an effect upon the collective if it's just me calling people cunts?

Singing off- wopped.

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I meant abrasive in the concrete sense, but that'll work as a response. Needs an itch between the cheeks to see the appeal.

I feel so much better about my moustache now, thanks guys :P

Post your moustache, Dave. You know you want to.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Not to say that your mother is a hellcat (though, I'm sure she was in her time, and might still be), can we agree that there exists a degree of effect that you can impose on the human race, simply by posting pish on the internets?

Is there an effect upon the collective if it's just me calling people cunts?

Singing off- wopped.

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It's not really singing is it ?

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by chavis

Not to say that your mother is a hellcat (though, I'm sure she was in her time, and might still be), can we agree that there exists a degree of effect that you can impose on the human race, simply by posting pish on the internets?

Is there an effect upon the collective if it's just me calling people cunts?

Singing off- wopped.

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It's not really singing is it ? more ratarsed ramblings

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Of course it fucking is, you fucking expatriate fucker. Nobody can find you. I'll kill them before they do.

Post your beard or post a chronicle of your beard or fuck off out of this thread, Art.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by Artemis

It's not really singing is it ? more ratarsed ramblings

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Of course it fucking is, you fucking expatriate fucker. Nobody can find you. I'll kill them before they do.

Post your beard or post a chronicle of your beard or fuck off out of this thread, Art.

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Not a beardy weirdy, nor can I chronicle any history of lower facial growth unless it was when it was really cold and I couldn't be fecked shaving for a few days, so sadly the only pics I can provide are fakes, any particular preference ?

A large water rat did move in on my upper lip and take up residence there a couple of years ago and the fucker will not move, does that count ? :blink:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by chavis

Of course it fucking is, you fucking expatriate fucker. Nobody can find you. I'll kill them before they do.

Post your beard or post a chronicle of your beard or fuck off out of this thread, Art.

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Not a beardy weirdy, nor can I chronicle any history of lower facial growth unless it was when it was really cold and I couldn't be fecked shaving for a few days, so sadly the only pics I can provide are fakes, any particular preference ?

A large water rat did move in on my upper lip and take up residence there a couple of years ago and the fucker will not move, does that count ? :blink:

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I'm gonna have to be stern about this, completely obverse to my character, of course. If it's not on the chin, then you're not coming in.

This could get nasty. Respect the club. The least you could do is allow yourself a five o clock shadow and phoatie it at an oblique angle, you spastic.

Hair up, or fuck off.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Not a beardy weirdy, nor can I chronicle any history of lower facial growth unless it was when it was really cold and I couldn't be fecked shaving for a few days

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If all these nitwits can post to 5 to seek out their invites, I'm sure you can wait til 5:00 to snap some kind of stubble. Unless you don't want your magenta stars and veto powers.

Bic

For a bear

http://i.imgur.com/lG2Sd.jpg

you might need more than 2 with that fucking monstrosity.

Now at your local Londis Supermarket.

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Originally Posted by leecha

i speak 5 different languages

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And English isn't one of them, is it?