hi

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Yeah, I spoke about the temptation of trying gay out on the "last one to post..." thread recently. I think I might be willing to be gay... as long as you're available?

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I'm sorely tempted but what if it goes awry.
It's all hearts and flowers now but you're a horrible ex. You'd end up getting hurt and I think this beautiful thing ought to stop before it starts.

You once said that you'd claim your own life if it meant you didn't have to go through being used. And I'd only use you, Dave. I'd lie to your face. In a car.
The embrace of cold steel is now tantamount to your salvation, Dave.

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You're an ex-convenient dick who was gullible enough to be used.

I want to spare you from going through that again. Which is why I must decline and offer you means of escape if you're too weak to have completely resisted my charms thus far.

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I believe everything you write, Dave.
You don't lie. You said so and given that you don't lie, it must be the truth.

My response to Dave canon, however, is completely arbitrary.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Chavis makes the most exciting threats and of course he has the whole Irish thing going on, just to add an air of danger and mystery. Manker makes creative threats, but being Welsh, they just don't have the same impact. Mjmacky makes obscure and confusing threats, it has something to do with not using a fumehood correctly apparently, while Megabyteme is too much of a teddy bear to be truly threatening.
Yes your best bet if you want to feel truly threatened is to cast aspersions on Chavis mental state or breeding, that should get the desired result in very short order. :blink:

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Faint praise indeed, but the fact Idol didn't even make the list indicates you have at least a modicum of standards. :01:

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As he's too stupid to grasp the limitations of the internet, he's afraid to say anything bad about me to my face.
Listen and learn.
Artemis I'm very angry .Don't make me come over there and hurt you.

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The only time I've got my boxers in a knot is when you transferred it from the internets into RL and threatened a girl.
You big poof.

Other than that, it's just internets. I give a mild fuck about internets.