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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I burned my copy of Body Heat not as an ironic performance art statement but in protest of Kathleen Turner morphing into this.

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That's really sad. It's almost like someone used one of those programs, took the pic on the left as the starting point and used Delta Burke as the end. :(

I watched about three episodes of Californication with her in before haltingly saying to my missus; 'for the love of fuck, that ... that thing there, that's Kathleen Turner'.
To which she replied; 'who's Kathleen Turner?'.

Fucking trophy wives :dry:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

That's really sad. It's almost like someone used one of those programs, took the pic on the left as the starting point and used Delta Burke as the end. :(

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You know how( or probably don't) a large percentage of the people who worked on the John Wayne movie The Conqueror died of cancer? I'm assuming something similar was in effect here but instead of cancer the cast contracted fat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfdsyNJbjNk

Btw Delta was Miss Florida once upon a time.

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I tried to talk sense to my penis but it seems to have a mind of it's own.

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You talk to your penis? :bag:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Btw Delta was Miss Florida once upon a time.

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I believe we have seen what happens when Floridians get to vote.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I tried to talk sense to my penis but it seems to have a mind of it's own.

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You talk to your penis? :bag:

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Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by Artemis

You talk to your penis? :bag:

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Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.

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Sorry to tell you, that's no peen. Your penis is already dead, and has been replaced by a dopplewanger. :yikes:

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

I couldn't even find good information on how to cook chicken on the Internet.

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I suppose this would be one better than TV diners Ziggy :01: