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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I am frankly a little let down as I thought you were going to use this thread to complain about your micropenis.

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Did you have too? We're going to hear nothing now except questions about where it is, and why no one ever told him he had one. Honestly he was better off not knowing he had one at all.

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Still struggling with the great to/too conundrum are we?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

You need to make your mind up, either you knew me well enough to know I posed no threat to you, or you didn't.

The problems of being a pathological liar, eh?

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It was sarcasm, you great tit.
How is it that I can discern that, a mere interweb acquaintance, and you, after your five year emo fest with occasional shagging, could not.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Speaking of odd things having (apparently forgettable, according to Dave himself) secks with women who would rather vanish than do it again...was Squeams suffering from a 5-year head injury, or something else? Even if she was just using the schmuck, couldn't she have at least found one slightly interesting? :idunno:

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I was young and impressionable :snooty:
Only joking, it was nice while it lasted.

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Originally Posted by manker

It was sarcasm, you great tit.
How is it that I can discern that, a mere interweb acquaintance, and you, after your five year emo fest with occasional shagging, could not.

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:idunno:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

Why?

I'm here and I want you all to know.

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Invisible member? Is that different to being a guest and not logging in? I sometimes would do the latter to look at the slow unravelling of the Spastyman's mind while I was trying to starve him of the oxygen of my observance. Obviously I wanted to be aware of any impending threat to my person before it happened, but also it was a bit like looking at someone's festering groinal boil on Embarrassing Bodies. Even though you know they're horribly fat and moist, and even while the camera pans to their mid-region, you still look, don't you?

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There's a setting in profile options. Invisible mode, or something else.

But at least you're upfront about your internets stalking.
Some find it unpossible.

Also, I've never seen that embarrassing bodies thing but I saw the guy who used to run my chippy on the biggest loser.
I've talked to the chap about rugby and fishing and he was there all thro my formative years sometimes giving me free scrumps. And then I saw him, in his pants. On telly. His giant man bewbs swaying in the breeze.

Why did you do it, Geoff.
Why do people do it, Squeams :no:

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Originally Posted by manker

Why?

I'm here and I want you all to know.

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Human Torch mode, Stretchy Fella mode, and Big Orange Lump Of Unspecified Matter mode were unavailable, innit.

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Took me ages to get that. I was all; why does everyone keep banging on about the fantastic four.

But yeah. At least now we know what Idol does in his spare time.

No I do it while on the clock.My spare time is too precious.:mellow:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

No I do it while on the clock.My spare time is too precious.:mellow:

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Do you have an infeasibly large clock or are you just very agile?

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Originally Posted by manker

.... But yeah. At least now we know what Idol does in his spare time.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

No I do it while on the clock.My spare time is too precious.:mellow:

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:wank:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

No I do it while on the clock.My spare time is too precious.:mellow:

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You can't catch me that easily.
Movieworld tells me that hentai would be a more intellectually rewarding experience that your expenditure of at least some of those precious free hours.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

No I do it while on the clock.My spare time is too precious.:mellow:

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You can't catch me that easily.
Movieworld tells me that hentai would be a more intellectually rewarding experience that your expenditure of at least some of those precious free hours.

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Shameful truth is I happened upon that comic a few years ago while browsing the internet eagerly anticipating the sequel to the original Fantastic Four movie.Being accused of being a sexual deviant is actually less embarassing so let's go with that.