Birthday bewbs ITT.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I got them below cost price cos my mate works for blacks.

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Oh the indignities. :noes:

Happy B-day to the FST goddess. :wub:

Happy Birthday week Squeams - trust you are still totally off your breasticles.

Shirley Mulder should be in a bewbs thread?

Where is he.....married with three kids? :unsure:

Fear not, I'm leaning on his facebewk balustrade, Les.
He's still doing exactly what you expect him to be doing (being slightly gay, lifting weights and getting pished), so he's not married.

It's just that he doesn't post here now :cry:



Edit: week Squeams, wtf? :blink:
Edit2: wee Squeams or comma malfunction or both?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

I wish I knew drug dealer minions that could could get me cheap stuff :dabs:

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Originally Posted by manker

omfg so who will pilot which part, will the other two parts both have battle bridges and how does the separation affect the weapons payload.
You are taking pics of its construction, rite?
I've never heard of this garage modelling before but it does sound srs. I, unfortunately, wouldn't have time what with posting pish on the internets and pretending to look busy all day every day.

Also, I can only think of a couple of other things that Patrick Stewart was in. He played a gay chap in one and an old gay looking chap in another.
He's a shadow of himself when out of his leotard. Also, I don't even like it when he wears that Admiral's outfit.

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Omfg, well I'll tell you!!
The level of automation is such that it can be operated by only four people. All three sections can be operated from the main bridge, but there are also two battle bridges for direct control of each section. The battle bridges (on the middle and lower sections) are the same design as on the Defiant in Voyager (probably with fewer pipes and rocks falling down on people's heads and shit). Each of the sections has a Quantum torpedo launcher (3 in total) and each section has 6 phaser banks (18 in total). Separation allows a tactical advantage not a firepower advantage.
I will of course take pics for your delectation :happy:
Did you never hear about Stewart and Ian McKellan doing Waiting for Godot together? He gets rave reviews for whatever he's in :). I agree with you on the skirts they make him wear in Star Trek though. He looks far better in a sweaty t-shirt playing raquetball :wub:

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Why four people?
And I initially took your post to mean that only four people on the whole ship could operate it, but then I realised that would be silly, what if they were all incapacitated by some space bug and the doctor/ships councillor/lowly ensign had to run the entire vessel for three quarters of an episode as happens a couple of times a season.

btw, I seem to remember when the Enterprise separated, it was much more maneuverable without the saucer section and could pwn pretty much anything. I bet that would happen with at least one of the sections of this too :smilie4:

I misread ' Saucer section' as 'Sausage section'.

And then I thought: But would humanity be more maneuverable without the sausage section :eyebrows:

And then I thought: Who needs drugs, when I can just skip sleeping properly.

And then I thought: tesco better fix the mobile skin soon or I'm murdering reality.

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Originally Posted by manker

Fear not, I'm leaning on his facebewk balustrade, Les.
He's still doing exactly what you expect him to be doing (being slightly gay, lifting weights and getting pished), so he's not married.

It's just that he doesn't post here now :cry:



Edit: week Squeams, wtf? :blink:
Edit2: wee Squeams or comma malfunction or both?

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I expect he will return at some point to discuss bewbage.

Sorry that was Happy Birthday week, Squeams....it seemed like she was intent on stretching it out

ooooeer

Classic Les, subtle to the end but making sure he got the butt-plug reference in.
Or was it a nod toward Squeams' gigantic cervix.

We may never know and it could hardly matter less :happy:

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Originally Posted by Snee

I misread ' Saucer section' as 'Sausage section'.

And then I thought: But would humanity be more maneuverable without the sausage section :eyebrows:

And then I thought: Who needs drugs, when I can just skip sleeping properly.

And then I thought: tesco better fix the mobile skin soon or I'm murdering reality.

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Bloody Swedes with their highfalutin societal utopian ideals and myriad of portable internet devices.

I imagine RealitY is railing against you as a people and it will never be fixed.

I get the feeling this is what's really getting built in the garage

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Or this:

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but most likely this:

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